It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, October 27, 2018

They First Met In 1865, When Alice In Wonderland Was Published

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According to
the Institute of Inane Research,
however,   
the Walrus and the Carpenter
had a 2018 reunion
at the Oyster Bar
in downtown Long Beach

It was Happy Hour
but nobody else was happy

To celebrate the reunion,
the owner of the bar
gave everyone free oysters

But nobody would eat them
because all of the oysters
had feet
(with smelly little sneakers)

Nobody would eat them
except, of course,
the Walrus and the Carpenter
who could not have been
happier

This is how they looked in 1865
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Footnotes
WHEN ALICE IN WONDERLAND
WAS PUBLISHED
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

The story of Alice in Wonderland,
named for 10-year-old Alice Liddell,
was conceived in a rowboat on
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