It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, November 8, 2018

A Priest, A Rabbi And A Minister In Harmony With A Journalist

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Journalist:
How do you feel about the people
in your congregation
who practice your faith
only for the one hour
they are in your church
or temple?

Minister: 
We love them above
all the others

Rabbi: 
Because they are
the most reliable

Priest:
They are guaranteed to put
the most money
in the collection plate


The journalist
asked the same question
of a Hindu priest
and a Buddhist monk.
They gave him the same answer 

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Footnotes
A PRIEST, A RABBI, A MINISTER
AND A JOURNALIST...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

This page was partly inspired
by my Uncle,
Monsignor Francis Oliverio
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