It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, November 4, 2018

The Fatal Left Foot And The Ungrateful Last Words

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"It is a pleasure to kill you"
said the man as he squashed
a bug with his left foot
But he could not hear
the last words
of the dying cockroach:
"Wait til my family hears about this"


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Footnote
THE FATAL FOOT AND 
THE UNGRATEFUL LAST WORDS
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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