The GoFather Of Math: Dining At The Periodic Table

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Dining At The Periodic Table

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The Golden Burger
is served with
flourine fries
and a side
of tungsten salad
slithered with
radium radish

Served
on a tin plate
and eaten
with zirconium zeal

For dessert,
there is palladium pie
with
a silver apple

Come back tomorrow
for our Special K breakfast:
Krypton Korn Flakes

Guaranteed to make you
stronger than Superman

Come back tomorrow
unless your stomach
gets mispellt
and becomes
a led zeppelin

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Footnotes
DINING AT THE PERIODIC TABLE
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

If you dine at Golden Burger
and eat something other than
what is on the periodic menu,
you will still be
a happy camper
but you will not
become stronger than
Superman

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