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Unless you live under a rock
or hate baseball
but do not read
you would know the name
Shohei Otani
in the year
2021
During the first
three months
of the season,
he did things
on the baseball field
that justifiably
compared to
Babe Ruth
Then,
in mid-July,
he was selected
as a starter
in the All-Star Game
yearly bestowed upon
only eighteen people
on a planet with
a population
of more than
seven billion
You can enlarge the photo
to get a better look
at these superstars
One starting pitcher is missing
from the image
and Otani
is in the lower-left corner
But let's take
a closer look
at Shohei
Not only does he look
younger than
all the other All-Stars
(which he definitely wasn't)
but he looks
like a virgin
!!!
I have never said that
about a professional athlete
of any sport
But
I can truly believe
Shohei Otani arrived
at the All-Star Game
in Denver, Colorado
as a virgin
and all his
repressed sexual energy
—prior to the All-Star Game—
enabled him to
shine like the sun
on a baseball field,
hitting moonshots
out of the ballparks
and striking out
anyone
and everyone
In the All-Star Game,
Shohei Otani pitched
the first inning
but he didn't strike out
anyone nor did he
hit any moonshots
However,
I am convinced
that somewhere
in Colorado,
Shohei Otani
popped his cherry
"The lucky lady"
was probably
one of the most
beautiful Japanese women
on the planet
and she has taken home
Shohei's virginity
Quite conceivably,
her home is in
Las Vegas
or a penthouse
in New York
After the All-Star Game,
there was still
half of the baseball season
to be played
It is now
late September
and it would be merciful
to say that
since the All-Star Game
Shohei Otani's
hitting and pitching
is "sub-par"
To use a technical term,
it downright sucks
The reason:
there is no more
repressed sexual energy
in the man
who deserved to be
mentioned
in the same sentence
as Babe Ruth
But no more
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
Happy Googling
to anyone
who reads this page
If you do not know
who Babe Ruth was,
you should never
have read
this page
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