It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, June 28, 2023

At The Risk Of Intimidating My Fellow Caucasians

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OG Oliverio
truly misses
the Bloods and Crips
from Jefferson HS
in South-Central 
Los Angeles
 
[This equally applies
to the Latino Grape chollos]
 
It behooves Oliverio 
to list some reasons why
 
1. 
 DD Morse
—a Crip—
is one of only two students
(out of 2000)
who could look at me 
in such a way
as to make me doubt
the veracity
of whatever
Math statement
I had just made

DD is also the only student
to score higher
on his Geometry final exam
than the fabled 
Vietnamese twins,
both of whom graduated
from Jefferson with
4.25 GPA
 
One of the twins is
presently
a Math Professor
at Cal State
Los Angeles
 
2.
An eternal thank you
to all the 
gangstas and chollos
who held the door open for me
at 5:30AM
when I was purchasing 
as much as $200 worth
of donuts
to raise funds
in order to stage
school-wide free concerts
twice annually
for ≈ten years
 
The donut shop
 at the intersection
of Vernon Avene
and Central Avenue
 

3.
Chuckie Cruz
 was on my 1990
YEARBOOK staff
 
He was the leader of
the "advertising" group
 
We had a very icy relationship
 but ten years later
he was a security guard
at Dodger Stadium
who recognized me
on the stadium plaza
 
He addressed me by name
from inside the security gates,
opening one and insisting
I enter.
 
Which, of course, I did
—being a party of one—
 
We high-fived each other
than he went his way
and the illegally-entered
former teacher
walked away
in the opposite direction
 
4.
Cha-Cha Lovell 
always prevailed
in the corner of the Quad
where the hardcore Bloods 
gathered.
 
That was happening
from 1987 through 1989
 
Today, Cha-Cha
is known as 
Sargent Lovell
at the 
Santa Barbara
Police Headquarters
 ***

Names have been changed
to protect 
the innocent and the infamous
but every word above
is 100% fact-based
 
OG = Original Gangster
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2 comments:

  1. The RED and BLUE bags—for the colors of Bloods and Crips
    is a good idea but they should have been set on a PURPLE surface
    to honor the Latino street gangs.

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    1. Oliverio wishes he had thought of that idea himself.

      Another of your brainstorms may be used in the future.

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