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The poor people
think I'm rich
and the rich people
think I'm poor
But I am
none of the above:
just coated with
perverse love
and cheap verse
for order
in this universe
Give what you got
but don't need
to a million mouths
we must feed
Take what you want
as you feel
with great discretion
when you steal
Just don't get caught
and don't let yourself
be bought
That's not too bright:
do it if
the price is right
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© HOODA HELAMI ©
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My personal research has determined that
ReplyDeleteThe Shoplifter's Guide To Walmart
was written by HOODA HELAMI.
The book was only sold at Target
until all of Walmart's shoplifters were trained
to lift as many products as possible
from as many Target stores as possible.
If either this blog or The Institute of Inane Research
Deleteneeds your services, would you be available for hire?
Payment, of course, would be determined by
the exact results of your research.
If it is anything by you just presented...
Satisfaction is Guaranteed
-Oliverio
I will discuss the matter with my attorney and get back to you.
DeleteMy attorney is also known as my wife (and tennis partner).