It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, April 14, 2024

Two Weeks After Easter ... Now It Can Be Told

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A shocking discovery
was made by
regarding the
most important living
Jesuit,
better known as
 
 
The Institute has granted me
permission to post
an image of
what the altar of
every Roman Catholic Church
—worldwide—
looked like on
 

 All church statues
are covered until
Easter Sunday
which represents
the most spiritually important
day of the Catholic calendar
 
According to the Church
that is when
Jesus Christ
rose from the dead
to live again
 
Other religions
refer to this process as 
RE-INCARNATION,
but Catholics call it
THE RESURRECTION
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Be that as it may
 on Friday,
—March 30, 2024—
the Institute of Inane Research
shockingly discovered that
the Jesuit leader
of ALL Roman Catholics 
disappeared
for five hours
!!!
!!!
!!!
Pope Francis
 re-appeared at midnight
[Pacific Standard Time]
and proclaimed
"There is no Good Friday"
 !!!
 
The earth-shattering devastation
of this statement 
is best understood 
in the United States
by analogy:
 
Imagine the most influential
Catholic in our country
announcing on 
November 5, 2024
"There is no Presidential Election today"
!!!
 
Maybe that is too realistic
a possibility
but
the Jesuit Pontiff's
explanation
for his proclamation
labelled Pope Francis
as
The Mad Man of MARCH MADNESS
 
He had spent
most of his absentee-ism
 finding the best
Vatican underground hide-out
with a television set
tuned into the 
Sweet Sixteen round of the 
NCAA Basketball Tournament
where three Jesuit Universities
named
lost their basketball games
to three heathen schools


The university that ultimately
won the Championship
has a most dubious-sounding name
but it also has
 an other-worldly amount
of basketball talent
 AND
it is rumored that
Pope Francis
—denuded of shock + controversy—
has invited
the UConn basketball team
to the Vatican
with a personal tour
of Rome,
guided by none other
the first Jesuit Pope
ever to set foot
on this planet
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© OLIVERIO ©
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