The Most Brilliant Journalist In America

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For X-number of days

on the campus of UCLA,

journalists camped out

while anti-Israel protestors

protested peacefully

Witnessing this gathering

—day after day—

had to become as exciting

as watching wallpaper dry

BUT

the most brilliant journalist

knew there were counter-protestors

of the pro-Israeli variety

AND

 the most brilliant journalist

fed this group

the highest grade of Hashish

+

the most vitriolic of venomous statements

made by the anti-Israel protestors

—despite only the hashish actually existing—

could create immortal 

photo/video moments

 

THEN

as  a result of having

this brilliant journalist's

camera crew on the ready

for the exact moment

of concussive violence

***

***

RESULTING IN

this brilliant journalist 

getting the first images 

of the violence

AND 

the very first 

video report

of same

 

This has earth-shattering

consequences

beyond college campuses

for

the most brilliant journalist

who insists on having

his/her name

linked to

the hot scoop

repeatedly

throughout America

and the world 

***

 

THUS

is created

a 21st Century

WALTER CRONKITE

!!!

!!!

!!!

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