It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, May 18, 2019

Nine People (et al) + Two Words = Today

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Reggie Jackson...Bertrand Russell...Tina Fey
Pope John Paul II...Big Joe Turner...Brooks Robinson
Perry Como...Pernell Roberts...Paul Oliverio

+ 

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Thursday, May 16, 2019

124th Bullet: What Memory Is NOT

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Memory is not
a precision instrument

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Footnotes
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of LCSoL

Only the first forty-five Bullets
are linked in order to make
our favorite thieves work harder

This bullet
was originally written in
≈1998≈ 
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Friday, May 10, 2019

The Natural Way To Disguise An Inferiority Complex

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Humans are so adaptable
and they have
the capability of  speech 
that declares as much.

But all species are adaptable 
and have some form of speech.

What singles out humans
is the need to state, 
through their vaulted powers of speech,
their undeniable superiority
to all other species. 

This is what some psychologists call
"an indelible sign of an inferiority complex."

Consider the rush hour commuter 
whose car is moving
less than one mile an hour
then looks up to a sky 
full of birds flying free-form 
with no bottle-necked
lanes of flight:

Ask that bottle-necked commuter
which is the superior species.

The commuter would ultimately say
"But has any bird ever created
a printing press or a computer?"

The answer is no bird has ever had 
a need to invent such things.
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Footnotes
THE NATURAL WAY
TO DISGUISE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

This page was originally written
—with format intact—
as the first chapter of
GodFather of Math, The Novel

But I am not ready to provide
a link to that chapter
  😥
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Thursday, May 9, 2019

Re: An Extraordinary Irish-American Author (Born in St. Paul)*

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If  Scott Fitzgerald 
had been a Protestant,
wouldn't have damaged him
so much
***

Humboldt's Gift

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Footnotes
The next GoFather/Fitzgerald quote
is here

A Fitzgerald short story
—set in a Catholic Church—
was published sixty-two years
after his death
*
Scott Fitzgerald
was born in
St. Paul, Minnesota
 
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Inspired By A Widowed Typo

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"Throw the ball out the widow
and give the bend to Sleepy Sam"

Whoever caught the symbolism
of the misplaced  n
I refer to as my friend

***

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Footnotes
INSPIRED BY A WIDOWED TYPO
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The poem, to which my name links,
is dedicated to Nipsey Hussle
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Photoverio #372: Corollary To "99 Bottles"

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on a wall
© Oliverio
Almost 99 bottle-brush flowers
on a wall
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Wednesday, May 8, 2019

The Book That Will Never Be Written

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The one book that no writer
has ever written
or ever will write
is the totally honest
autobiography or memoir


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Footnote
Nietzsche was indirectly quoted
in the introduction to
Paul Kocak's
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Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Now Starring In The New HBO Film ... CHERNOBYL

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Seven-Eye Susie Stalingrad
!!!

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The 123rd Bullet: Kissing Cousins?

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Necessity is the cousin
of Desire.

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Footnotes
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of LCSoL

Only the first forty-five Bullets
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This bullet
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Sunday, May 5, 2019

Quoting Frances Steerling For The Unknownth Time

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If God were alive today,
he'd probably be
an atheist.


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Footnotes
All Frances Steerling pages
are the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next
GoFather/Steerling
page is here
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Friday, May 3, 2019

There's Something About Kentucky

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Wow!
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Thursday, May 2, 2019

Another Institute Of Inane Research Quote About Mr. Christ

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God gave man teeth
so that His only begotten son
would become a dentist
and make his mother proud.

 His son, however, became a savior
and lived a life in a loincloth.

Saving souls was not as profitable
as saving molars
but was much more marketable.

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Footnotes
This quote is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

is a subdivision of LCSoL

In 1982, the Institute
mistakenly attributed this quote
to the King James Brown Bible.
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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

The 122nd Bullet: Why Contact?

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An App a day
keeps your
eye-to-eye contact
astray.

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Footnotes
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of LCSoL

Only the first forty-five Bullets
are linked in order to make
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This page was inspired by
my dear friend and mentor,
CRAIG PICELLA
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When The Clydes Gave Us The Moon

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© Oliverio (2x)
The Budweiser Clydesdales 
(3-30-19)
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They Are All Of One Mind And Their Brains Are Pure Styrofoam

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Artist Unknown
Dedicated to the Me-Too-istas
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