It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, September 6, 2024

The Indoor WOODSTOCK FESTIVAL ... With An Eight Pack

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Imagine the Woodstock Festival
without mud 
but with
a near-perfect 
sound system
and a mind-boggling
A+ list of performers
including co-host
Chuck Berry

No need to imagine such a thing
because it actually happened
in December of 1964
and
 I present it
to you with 
eight rectangular images
+
two hyperlnks
 
***   !!!   ***
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HOODA HELAMI Corrupts Cliches

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Life is a game
of inches
and snitches
***
 
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Thursday, September 5, 2024

The Photograph Below May Be Subject To Litigation

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I photographed the Grand Hotel in Milan 
and received email from them requesting
usage of the image on their website
 
I asked for monetary compensation
but they said NO
 
Therefore 
if you see the image posted below
on their website,
please notify me because I have
an Italian copyright attorney
who owes me a big favor 
© Oliverio                        December 2008
 
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The End ... Is the Beginning Of This HOODA HELAMI Poem

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The end
of monotony
is the beginning of fun
but if you step
on your toes
too many times,
your feet 
might seek
an attorney
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Tuesday, September 3, 2024

PhotoVerio #766: Bluegrass Pasta

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© Oliverio

A recipe was created 

by Patsy Cline.

She served it 

to her Black alter ego,

Billie Holiday

who liked it so much,

she bought a pair

of cowboy boots.

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PhotoVerio #765: Dreaming Of Central Park + Schaefer Beer

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© Oliverio
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He Also Introduced A Dance Step To Long Island

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In 1909, Chief Murfy Pequa organized a Lacrosse league
© Oliverio              photo + text
in Nassau County
on Long Island

This statue honors 
the Mohawk man
who also introduced
a popular dance to 
the white folks
there:

3 steps forward
2 steps up
3 steps backward
2 steps up
and then
fall down
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PROOF That Atwood Was On WBAI in July 2, 1973

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MARGARET ATWOOD
 was interviewed 
in New York
on listener-sponsored radio,
WBAI

She talked about 
her volume of poetry
entitled
"Power Politics"
and recited
 
To assure you
that the interview
was compelling
and controversial,
all you have to do
is read any of
[numbering 45
as of 2024]
and pray
  they do not 
frighten you
🙏🙏🙏

Her name appears mid-page
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1968 Poem Read On Air At WBAI In 1973 ... Indigestible?

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In restaurants we argue
over which of us will pay for your funeral

though the real question is
whether or not I will make you immortal.

At the moment only I
can do it and so

I raise the magic fork
over the plate of beef fried rice

and plunge it into your heart.
There is a faint pop, a sizzle

and through your own split head
you rise up glowing;

the ceiling opens
a voice sings Love Is A Many

Splendoured Thing
you hang suspended above the city

in blue tights and a red cape,
your eyes flashing in unison.

The other diners regard you
some with awe, some only with boredom:

they cannot decide if you are a new weapon
or only a new advertisement.

As for me, I continue eating;
I liked you better the way you were,
but you were always ambitious.
***
 
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Monday, September 2, 2024

Also at WBAI In New York

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At some point in 
the Nineteen Seventies,
I fell in love with 
one of their DJ's
and wrote her a lengthy letter
covering as many as
seventy subjects
:::
When I next talked to her,
I asked her about the letter

YES
she had received it 
and read it four times
without any comprehension:
"Then I realized
it was not worth
anymore of my time"
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Where To Find Three Hazy New York Hippies In July Of 1968

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Here:
On the Beach at Big Sur
Kevin O'Grady, me, Paul Gretschel
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Does Queen Margaret Know You Quoted Dawn Powell Again?

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Of course
Queen Margaret [Atwood]
knows I quoted 
Dawn Powell,
from whom NO ONE
more that Atwood learned
to shine the brightest
as a writer
 
BUT
Margaret also knew
making her readers aware of
could have disastrous results
and screams of "plagiarism"
 
Both Margaret Atwood and Paul Oliverio
know that
the setting for "The Bride's Tale
—despite the obvious Biblical significance—
is  Gilead
to subtly honor the birthplace 
of Dawn Powell
which is 
 
However, this page primarily exists
to strengthen the connection 
between Atwood and myself
because in 1973,
—before publication of her first novel—
she read her poetry on air 
at WBAI in New York
[listener-sponsored radio]
the same year
a volunteer driver
named Paul Yellowvan
spent a lot of time
in their studio,
handling a lot of big equipment
 
The first "gift" I treated myself to
with inheritance money 
from my parents
was the purchase
of a 1971 Ford Econoline Van
pictured below:
 
Whitestone NY 11357
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A Song For Americans To Celebrate LABOR DAY 2024

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MARC COHN
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Quoting The World's Greatest Unknown Author = Dawn Powell

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If there's no cure for doubt,
there are disguises for it
***

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Five More Quotes From SEYMOUR, AN INTRODUCTION

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 With a public confessor,
the thing to listen for
is what he is not
confessing to
***

Pride is one of
the fastest moving things
in this world
***
 
Where there's smoke there's
usually strawberry Jello
***

"When was writing your profession?
It's never been anything but your religion"
***

I couldn't bear to be accused of
leaving nothing to 
the reader's imagination
***

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