Dear Paul
As a successful film producer,
I spend my days with people
such as Leonardo Dicaprio,
Brad Pitt,and Meryl Streep.
But none of those days
mean as much to me as our days
at the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.
I was a virgin when I went to college
but then a girl named Paulette met
a boy named Paul.
He became a CarPeo and then
there was a Mrs. CarPeo
who may or may not like
that I promised
to send you.
You always
wanted me
to shake my
moneymaker.
Unforgetably Yours,
Paulette Petard
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