It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, December 1, 2018

The 4 Gone Conclusions

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The 4 gone conclusions
went north, west,
south then east

They carried arms
for Venus
into the belly
of the beast

Where fact and fiction
were the main event

Billed as:
Be flexible
or get bent
Fact hit north
fiction hit south
fact took it in the gut
fiction bled in his mouth
The 4 gone conclusions
sat in the east
They cheered for the angel
and cheered for the beast
The four horsemen divided unevenly
Three rode in daylight
one rode his night mare
They quivered
with quips on their lips
and gave us
the apocalypse 
***

PAUL OLIVERIO


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Footnotes
THE 4 GONE CONCLUSIONS
is the copyrighted property of
LCSoL

This page is dedicated to
Jorge Luis Borges,
to whom I have returned
nervously
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The 112th Bullet: In Deference To The Late Marcel DuTramp

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Like all good dairy products,
the milk of human kindness, 
has an expiration date.

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 Footnotes
THE 112th BULLET 
is the copyrighted property of  LCSoL.
 
Only the first 45 Bullets are linked together
because we do not want to make life easy
for our favorite thieves.
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Thursday, November 29, 2018

I Am Willing To Go Dutch With This Idea

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A sixty-nine year-old Dutch man,
noting that advanced thinkers
think gender fluidity is real,
wondered why not age, too,
and demanded that all records
of his birthdate
be revised to say he is 49
because that is how he "feels."
***

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Four Images That May Or May Not Disappear From This Page

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The Highlighted And Historical Origin Of Sweet Little Sixteen

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Francois de Chateaubriand
The Phantom of Love
(1833) 
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Sunday, November 25, 2018

Another DJ-Verio Playlist ... #857142 ... Ginger And Fred

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Nothing's impossible
I have found
when my chin
is on the ground
I pick myself up
dust myself off
and start all over again
***

JEROME KERN

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To Get To That Special Place

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Bravado and Humility
had a race

The finish line
was a special place

No one thought Humilty
had a chance
until Bravado
did a dance

In sight
of the finish line
he grabbed
a bottle of wine

Bravado danced the Ego Boogie

At the "loser"
he threw an egg
but in the process
Bravado broke a leg

!!!

One hour later someone greater
—Humility—
passed him by
while the crowd
let out a wild cry

Humility crossed
the finish line
and what's more
he drank the victory wine
through a straw 
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Footnotes
TO GET TO THAT SPECIAL PLACE
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL

A variation of this poem
was written approximately
twenty-five years ago

This poem was written approximately
twenty-five minutes ago
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Half-Wit And The Hole Numbers

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some mornings
i count up to ten
before inventing
a reason
to get out of bed

but all the fractions
between
one and two
defy invention

they could fill a hole
***

(2005)

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Footnote
HALF-WIT AND THE HOLE NUMBERS
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Friday, November 23, 2018

Photoverio #350: The Colorado Lagoon

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© Oliverio
Bleached and Fenced
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Psssst...Anybody Out There Want A Piano?

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We call it
PIANO CAMAFLAGIO
 ⬇︎

***


Here is a side view
⬇︎


***


Here is a naked view
⬇︎


***

Direct all inquiries
to this website

Flora and tarp
not included
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Thursday, November 22, 2018

Q And A ... With Mr. CarPeo


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Mr. Cyberspace:
Are you jealous
of these statistics
from Mrs. CarPeo's
website?

Mr. CarPeo:
No, Sir.
I am very proud
of her stats.

Mr. Cyberspace:
How proud are you?

Mr. CarPeo:
On a scale of
one to a thousand:
just multiply all
the numbers listed
on Mrs. CarPeo's
stat sheet and then
subtract seven.

Mr. Cyberspace:
Why did you post 
her  stats today?

Mr. CarPeo:
Because today is our Sixth Anniversary.

Mr. Cyberspace:
Do you have anything more
to say?

Mr. CarPeo:
Yes.
I hope our relationship lasts
long enough to share at least
five thousand compliments.  
 
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Footnote
This page is dedicated to John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Photoverio #349: Outside My Door (2005)

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© Oliverio
Hazeburg Power Lines
 
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Footnotes
Eight photographs from The Hazeburg Sequence
can be found in the  2-DIE-4 Photo Gallery
a/k/a
the bottom half of The GoodFather of Math
website

The image above may have appeared in
the bottom (or top) half of
The GodFather of Math
website  
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There Is More To The Name Than Meets The Dish

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My doctor
played the game of
"Word Association"
with me and said
CHATEAUBRIAND

My response was
Upscale Steak Dish

Then he showed me
this image:
I said
It looks more funeral
than edible

My doctor said
You need some brain food

He immediately prescribed
a different kind of
Chateaubriand

It was a book:


Despite the title
and the excessively
dark image,
there is nothing
in this book
to remind me of
Dracula
but there is enough
in the first seventy pages
to remind me
of virtually every
quality author born after
the eighteenth century

Below is a sample quote from
Francois Rene de Chateaubriand


 
A sweet and succinct
Love Story
from Chateaubriand
is
here 
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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

PhotoVerio #348: Counterpoint Images ... Before + After Steroids

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Before taking steroids


After taking steroids
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 © Oliverio (2x)


The Before image,
originally posted
as Photoverio #74,
was titled SAIL AWAY
because it is
an oil slick
from a sailboat
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Monday, November 19, 2018

From A George Carlin Riff To A Pair Of George Carlin Quotes

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A treasure trove 
of Carlin quotes
are
here 

The next
GoFather/Carlin
page is
there 
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