It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, October 2, 2021

The National IDIOTS Convention

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Not only was I invited,
I was a panelist

More than 40,000 people
were in attendance

We were divided
into three groups:
the DNA's
the BENE's
and the MALE's

The last of these groups
had a large number
of women
 
The DNA's
were idiots
because
it was in their blood
 
Most of them
weren't intelligent enough
to find their
correct destination
 
This group is unworthy
of further discussion
 
 
The other two groups
were either
BENEvolent idiots
or
MALEvolent idiots
 
The BENEvolents
lusted to do good
for society
 
But sometimes
they were so
pre-occupied with
helping those in need,
they neglected 
their own families
which often ended up
homeless or helpless
 
The MALEvolents
lusted to do good
for themselves
and masterfully
disguised themselves
as wolves
in sheep's clothing
 
This group had
the highest level
of intelligence
of all attendees
 
Their catered cuisine
included the finest food:
lobster bisque
and bouillabaisse
 
The BENEvolents
had burgers and fries
and a panelist
better known as
Me
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© PAUL OLIVERIO
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2 comments:

  1. I suspect that the MALEvolent Idiots group
    included a lot of Trump supporters.

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    1. If I take that as a complete statement,
      I must shake my head
      because their group contained
      an equal number of people
      who knew that helping the needy
      was a guaranteed vote-getter

      Every dollar they raised
      for the needy put two dollars
      in their own pockets

      What the Trump-lovers
      and the Needy-lovers
      had in common was the ability
      to regard the rest of the population
      as puppets and the major difference was
      there were two kinds of marionettes

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