It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, October 31, 2021

The NEW NAME OF FACEBOOK Inspires A Precious Memory

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was always 
a topic of conversation
at an Oliverio Sunday 
family dinner
which never featured
less than a dozen diners
and three times as many
meatballs
 
Aunt Kay and Uncle Willie
were so proud that Richard
bypassed toilet training
at the age of three
 
He refuses to call it
Number 1 or Number 2
He says either "peep" or
 
At that precise moment,
Little Richard excused himself
from the dinner table
and spent five minutes
in the bathroom
but did not flush
 
Upon his return,
our Grandfather asked
What did you do?
 
Richard said
I did  Meta
 
Aunt Kay and three other Aunts
walked into the bathroom
and the toilet was full of
very large stools
 
The toilet was then flushed
and Richard had created
another Metaverse
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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5 comments:

  1. If they make a soap opera about FACEBOOK, it could be called
    As The Turd Turns

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    1. Terrific idea and I just found the first chapter:

      https://godfatherofmath.blogspot.com/2012/05/paranoia-paranoia.html

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  2. This is Jack Mack: we have been friends for 60 years. I agree with Anon and R L Swihart because this page is very appro-pooh

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