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was always
a topic of conversation
at an Oliverio Sunday
family dinner
which never featured
less than a dozen diners
and three times as many
meatballs
Aunt Kay and Uncle Willie
were so proud that Richard
bypassed toilet training
at the age of three
He refuses to call it
Number 1 or Number 2
He says either "peep" or
At that precise moment,
Little Richard excused himself
from the dinner table
and spent five minutes
in the bathroom
but did not flush
Upon his return,
our Grandfather asked
What did you do?
Richard said
I did Meta
Aunt Kay and three other Aunts
walked into the bathroom
and the toilet was full of
very large stools
The toilet was then flushed
and Richard had created
another Metaverse
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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