It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, June 3, 2022

Texas Governor Impersonates Pat Paulsen Who Once Said

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"Guns don't kill people, bullets do"

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ANDY BOROWITZ
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 5, 2022 at 5:23 AM

    In an utterly sick way, Governor Abbott is funnier
    than his namesake, Lou Abbott.

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    1. Paul OliverioJune 5, 2022 at 5:27 AM

      ...With Andy Borowitz playing the part of Lou Costello
      and his trademark line: Hey Abbott

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