It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Two Homeless Guys Talking ... © Ollie Garky + Demmo Kracy ©

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Ollie Garky:
If we win, January will still have  two holidays. 
We'll erase Martin Luther King's birthday 
but make January 6th
a national holiday 
and give everyone a free beer.

Demmo Kracy:
I can live with that.
 
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Demmo Kracy:
But if we win, we'll reduce January
to a thirty-day month by simply
erasing the 6th from the calendar.
 
Ollie Garky:
And I'll change my name to Ollie Wood. 
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2 comments:

  1. WOW...LOL...I think the obvious question is:
    are you smoking weed?

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    1. NO
      The last time I smoked reefer was in 2009,
      across the street from a Jazz Club
      in Hollywood

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