It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Photoverio #380: Botanical Bronze

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© Oliverio
Bdwy (e. of Linden) 
When nature is bronzed
like a pair of baby shoes
metaphors provide
funny news:

Artichokish foliage
is the backdrop
for a splay of fingers
that could have
belonged to
E.T 



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STREET ART UTOPIA #41: Swimmer With A Straw

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Chris Wiedmann


The next page
in this series
is  here
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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Fine Dining For 2-Legged OR 4-Legged

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480 Pine
5 Stars from
Yolanda Yelpa

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Photoverio #379: May This Cup Tip In Your Favor

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OR

if you like Freedom of Choice
We offer this
previously unpublished
image:

© Oliverio (2x)
Hazeburg Coffeehouse
(2006) 
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Sunday, August 4, 2019

The 131st Bullet: From The Innermost Sanctum

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A prayer is nothing more
than a phone call
made from the cell phone
of our innermost sanctum.

Hopefully, it is a smart phone
and we do not say anything
too stupid.

But there might be hell to pay
if we dial the wrong number.
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Footnote
THE 131st BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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Pound For Pound: A Most Beautiful And Most Relevant Poem

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The eyes of this dead lady
speak to me.

For here was love, 
was not to be drowned out.

And here was desire,
not to be kissed away.


The eyes of this dead lady
speak to me.
***

Ezra Pound 
The Picture
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Photoverio #378: I Carried This Prop To The Roof

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© Oliverio
And got a Hernia from LOVE 

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*From The Tom Waits Wing Of The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame*

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I used to be your favorite drunk
Good for one more laugh
Then we both ran out of luck
Luck was all we ever had
You put on a uniform
To fight the Civil War
You looked so good I didn't care
What side you're fighting for

LEONARD COHEN

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*Footnotes*
The subtitle of this page is
The Return of DJ-verio #428571
Street Talk

The DJ-verio series
continues
here  
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Saturday, August 3, 2019

The Hafnotts + The Ayntgotts + The Rose Bush Looking Glass

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The  Hafnott family
and the Ayntgott family
each with cans of pork and beans
were picknicking
in the park

A row of rosebushes
separated the families

The Hafnotts
looked at the Ayntgotts
and vice versa

Mr. Hafnott said
"You are no different from us"

Mr. Ayntgott said
"You is the same as us"

Mrs. Hafnott said
"The only difference..."

"...is some silly syllables"
replied Mrs. Ayntgott

Then the  families
gathered their resources together,
sitting at a table
in the middle of the rose bushes

:::

After eating,
their children played games
in the park
while the parents
sat and talked and laughed
until the sun went down
***


PAUL OLIVERIO

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Footnote
THE HAFNOTTS + THE AYNTGOTTS
+ THE ROSEBUSH LOOKING GLASS
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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Thursday, August 1, 2019

The Sum Total Of Zero

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When the sum total
of your secrets
is zero

It is time to invest
in the worship of
a hero

***



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Footnote
THE SUM TOTAL OF ZERO
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Sunday, July 28, 2019

The 130th Bullet: Basic Symbolism

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As technology thrusts forward
and science penetrates the future,
remember that Progress
is our most symbolic phallus.
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Footnote
THE 130th BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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Monday, July 22, 2019

This Is NOT An Epitaph

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He was a team player
only when he could be
the team captain
or the team mascot.

Sometimes, he was both.
...


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Footnote
A TWO SENTENCE STORY
IN SEARCH OF A CLOSING PARAGRAPH
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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Friday, July 19, 2019

Revisiting A Siamese Cat Named Pythagorus

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Memories of my first cat
in California are vague and hazy:
befitting the image below

In December of 1984,
I was a marginally employed
mathematician immersed
in a research project based
on the Pythagorean Theorem

A friend gave me 
a furry, pre-named
Christmas gift
  

The research project morphed into
this published paper

My feline family morphed into
what was last seen
here

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Photo #377: Bravado On The Corkboard

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© Oliverio
Yogur T. Pretzellman

 
With my pretzel face
and childproof torso
I aim to please
more and than
more so

With wire twister arms
and raisin feet
I am so cute
so cool and
so neat

You've seen me before
this I know
on a page
also named
Photoverio

But I can't see you,
need I mention,
because this image
lacks a third dimension

On your parade
I mean not to rain
but being two-dimensional
I can feel no pain

No eyesight
no memory:
without third dimension
I am compromisingly free

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Footnote
BRAVADO ON THE CORKBOARD
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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Thursday, July 18, 2019

The 129th Bullet: Pity The Child

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Pity the child who rebels against
hard-working, educated parents
by becoming neither.

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Footnote
THE 129th BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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