It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, September 7, 2023

Doctor Rorschach: About This THING Called Oliverio

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The one and only one thing
I have to say
is that Oliverio
needs to be sent
to Florida

Specifically,
to your psychoanalytic chum,
Dr. Raft

That good doctor
needs to put Paul
under lock and key
until the patient
 learns to respect
the likes of me
and every other
living and breathing thing 
on earth

Look at what Oliverio
did to me
who is nothing more 
than a tree
 
 
1.
I was very poorly photographed
with many speckles
(which humans call "many freckles")

2.
Then I was bleached of color
(as if shades of black + white
(is what NATURE
(is all about)
 
3.
 Next, he rotated me ninety degrees
 adding red and blue graffiti
text

4.
He did this to create 
an ink-blot type of effect
with a "profile" of
a drunken George Washington
on a coin composed of
grey sky

5.
Resultingly,
I was inspired
to create this list
where the second entry
is very abusive
of parentheses

6.
This tree
—also known as me
has no trunk
which is the same thing
as humans having 
no legs
 
7.
 Thank you for reading this
and all that remains is 
a conclusion:
 
Oliverio's behavior 
is nothing less than 
inhumane
but
—like every other blog page—
ends with 
copyright symbols
 
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1 comment:

  1. Obviously, you are expecting to hear from Dr. Raft
    and that is exactly who I am:
    Paul's therapist is convinced that his patient would benefit
    from a Floridian voyage and the constant care
    a psychoanalyst can provide,
    provided the patient can financially afford
    the flight to my office in Tarpon Springs.

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