The GoFather Of Math: I Lost The Password

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Monday, September 18, 2023

I Lost The Password

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I lost the password

for passion

Squeezing a honey

has gone out of fashion

for me

so sadly

No o-gasm

since Obama was President

Oh how I wish

to be decadent:

Huddled under a satin sheet

with a jazzy beat

bouncing bodies

generating heat

I try to jack

but the wack

is out of order

I'll deposit a quarter

for a cup of milf

as she sizzles

for mysilf

unlike ma and pa

who did so

so naturally

"and so did me"

I say

but that was way

back in

1000s of yesterday

"And none today"

Those yesterdays:

we would gush

like Niagara

so please send

Viagra

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2 comments:

AnonymousSeptember 18, 2023 at 5:44 AM
This is Dr. Raft, Paul's psychoanalyst and hopefully
this poem will prove to be a work of fiction.

I am working with an internationally renown physicist
to develop a Viagra specifically for Mr. and Mrs. CarPeo.

If our experimenting works, those Viagra
will be made available to the public
for less than the price of a can of tuna fish.
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AnonymousSeptember 18, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Dr. Raft:
My husband, Miguel Micro, would like to purchase
a case of those pills once they become available.

My name is Bonita Buxoma.
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