It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, May 8, 2023

The Mirthless Mirth And HOODA HELAMI

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The scorched earth
gave us
mirthless mirth
and a murmuring:
We lost big time
but won something
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© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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A Simple Poem Dedicated To Mary Dolciani

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Simplify
let not Confusion's leer
spit in your eye
 
Simplify
—don't be demanding—
climb the first steps
to the peak
of Understanding
 
Simplify
avoid Untruth
and the appearance of
the bloody tooth

Enjoy the music and
Simplify,
the cousin family of
James and Bobby 
***

© PAUL OLIVERIO  ©


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Sunday, May 7, 2023

Photoverio #677: The Bronze Age

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Catalina Island 5-18-16
© Oliverio

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Photoverio #676: Frothy Birthday Cruise

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!!!
© Oliverio   5/18/16
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Saturday, May 6, 2023

The Duality Of Man (Comic Relief #5030)

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!!!
GARY LARSON
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It Behooves Me To Honor His 92nd Birthday

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Spiritual crises were mentioned
frequently in the NINE PAGES
devoted to J.D.Salinger

My first spiritual crisis
—as a 10-year-old in 1959—
had to do with the man
and it was reduced
to a simple question:
Will God sit
at Willie Mays' right hand
or will it be
the other way around
He was born on May 6, 1931


The point is moot
because Willie Mays
has yet to shed his mortal coil
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NINE PAGES ... Catcher In My Wardrobe

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Page 9
 
This picture was taken
in 2015
BUT
I still have
this minimally-tattered
t-shirt
and wore it as recently as 
last Monday
 
The first page of this series is here
 
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NINE PAGES ... Two Degrees Of Separation

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Page 8

There are two degrees of separation
between 
J.D. Salinger + Paul Oliverio

Salinger's obituary
in the Los Angeles Times
was written by
but her name is not legible
until you click on the image
 
J.D. Salinger Obituary

However, before Elaine became
the Los Angeles Times
Celebrity Obituary writer,
she wrote an article
about Paul Oliverio
 
 
The last of these pages
is  here
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Friday, May 5, 2023

NINE PAGES ... Diametrically Opposite Kafka Quotes + St. Francis

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Page 7
 
Given the multiple readings
of the four published books
authored by J.D. Salinger,
I've read ≈3000 pages
of his stories.

Arguably, this page
is the most influential one
I ever read
for the following reasons:

1.
It first introduced
a fourteen-year-old boy

2.
The quote + twenty others
 appear on the wall
of a bedroom initially occupied
by the eldest of the 
(Seymour + Buddy).

All the quotes
are related to religion
and spirituality.

Since my first reading 
of this page,
no bedroom wall,
classroom wall, patio wall...
of my own has escaped
the scribbling
of "profound quotes."

3.
In the sixty year future
of that
fourteen-year-old,
he has written
≈ 300 book reports
for his own pleasure.
 
Virtually none of them
contain my own words
about the book
but ALL of them
contain my favorite quotes
from the pages read
©©©
 
 
The next Salinger page
is  here
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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

NINE PAGES ... What Kind Of Idiot?

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Page 6
 
Immediately upon finishing
the J.D. Salinger book
written by
the literary Gods
gave me no choice
but to read
 
So I picked up the first copy 
I could find
 
It inspired
a profanity-laced attack
directed at whatever idiot
was responsible for
for a surplus of scribbles
inside the front cover

 Naturally, I discovered the identity
of whoever wrote notations
on AT LEAST
half the pages
of the 202 page novel

That idiot was the former 
thirteen-year-old boy
mentioned
on the previous page
i.e.
Paul Oliverio
who once wrote 
the following poem:
If forgetting were an art,
I'd be Van Gogh
then forget where my ear was
and cut off my toe
©©©
 
My next Salinger page
is  here
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NINE PAGES ... 1133

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Page 5
 
Anyone who knows anything
about Manhattan knows
Park Avenue
and the image
immediately below is
and there is where
J.D. Salinger lived
[both in fact and fiction]
 
The image is easily enlarged
***
Anyone who knows anything
about the Bronx knows
White Plains Road
and the house featured
in the image below is
 
The house was owned by
my maternal Grandparents
for the first 40+ years
of my life
 and is responsible for 
1133 x 1133 
invaluable memories
 
Amongst the top five
of those memories
is marked by a Red Dot:
 
That is where
 —in 1962—
my cousin Robert
introduced this 13-year-old boy
to a book entitled
 
Within 14 months,
I read the four books
authored by
J.D. Salinger
 
1133 things
learned from Mr. Salinger
qualified Mr. Oliverio 
to earn a doctorate
in Sarcasm
 
My cousin Robert 
became the dentist
who had incredible success
with my mouthful
of tobacco-stained teeth
  
If only I had preserved
five more of the original
cast members
of my dentifrice,
I would surely be willing
to smile in public
©©©
 
The next Salinger page is  here 
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Monday, May 1, 2023

NINE PAGES ... Oona-licious

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Page Four
 
If you were to name
the greatest cartoonists
to ever set foot 
on Planet Earth,
you would display
vast ignorance
by excluding
 
A sample of his cartoons
appear at the bottom of this page
BUT
you would exercise
superior intelligence by asking
What the Hell is he doing
on a page about 
 
Both Salinger and Arno
were lovers of 
the stunningly beautiful daughter
of dramatist Eugene O'neill
 
Both Salinger and Arno
were dumped
from the life
of Oona O'neill
when the eighteen-year-old 
married Charlie Chaplin
and parented eight children
 
also appears
in the dumpster
of Oona's lovers
 
Oh, by the way,
both Salinger and Arno
were stunningly
handsome men
while Mr. Chaplin
is best known 
as a tramp
 
The next page is  here
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NINE PAGES ... Oliverio Becomes Schmuck-iverio

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Page Three
 
I knew that my relationship
with Mrs. CarPeo
was meaningful
because the only day
we ever spent in Manhattan
involved her dentist's office,
directly across from which
was the door
featured below.
 
was the literary agency
selected by Salinger
to represent him
primarily because
this agency had represented
his literary idol,
 
All google-eyed,
I walked into the office
where the woman 
at the desk
regarded me
with justifiable suspicion
until she realized
I was just another
harmless Schmuck
drooling to be in the presence
of the ghosts of
TWO of his literary 
Godheads
The next page is here
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NINE PAGES ... The Next Page, With A Slight Billow

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Page Two
 
J. D. Salinger, A Life     The next page is here
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NINE PAGES


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 Page One
 
There will be
Nine Pages
inspired by 
the subject of 
J. D. Salinger      Page 2 is  here  
 

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