It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, January 13, 2023

The 21st Century Law Firm Of Bellyflop, Tuck + Grip

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Bellyflop, Tuck & Grip
would pronounce their clients
"Guilty"
before a jury had a chance
to do otherwise.
 
All of their clients were adults
who naturally 
lost their innocence
in childhood
unless the firm's secretary
—Nancy Cherrypopper—
needed to oblige them.
 
The municipal courts
loved this law firm
because all of its 
felony cases
were in and out
of the dockets
immediately after breakfast,
just before lunch
or an hour before
the evening's rush hour 
commute
to the homestead.
 
According to their accountants
—Googol And Plex—
the law firm made 
so much money
that when the Governor
needed a loan,
he visited the office of
Bellyflop, Tuck + Grip
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© PAUL OLIVERIO © 
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1 comment:

  1. This is Dr. Raft and my patient, Paul Oliverio,
    has acted contrarily by posting a page
    about a real law firm despite repeated warnings
    not to do so.

    I regret to inform all readers of this page
    that no further comments will be accepted here.

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