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Bellyflop, Tuck & Grip
would pronounce their clients
"Guilty"
before a jury had a chance
to do otherwise.
All of their clients were adults
who naturally
lost their innocence
in childhood
unless the firm's secretary
—Nancy Cherrypopper—
needed to oblige them.
The municipal courts
loved this law firm
because all of its
felony cases
were in and out
of the dockets
immediately after breakfast,
just before lunch
or an hour before
the evening's rush hour
commute
to the homestead.
According to their accountants
—Googol And Plex—
the law firm made
so much money
that when the Governor
needed a loan,
he visited the office of
Bellyflop, Tuck + Grip
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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