It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, September 28, 2022

AOC + One Thousand Monkeys + Zero Hyperlinks

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Congresswoman AOC
stood in front of
one thousand keyboards
at which were seated
one thousand monkeys

"We need a thesis statement,"
she told them
and they started typing

Five hundred monkeys
typed nothing
and were replaced by
five hundred more monkeys

This process was repeated
four times
 
Then she collected 
the results
and combined them
onto one statement

"Thank you very much:
we have our thesis,"
she said

One thousand bananas
were given to
one thousand monkeys

The thesis statement
was given to
Mr. Bill,
 the Monkey-Meister

He is better known as
Bill Maher
and the thesis would be read
in real time
 
Ten percent of it
was truly brilliant
and the other ninety percent
...well...
it was written by monkeys
it was written for monkeys
and presented to the public
by their master
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©   PAUL OLIVERIO   ©
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4 comments:

  1. Call me "Silly Sally."
    I thought you were a devout viewer of Real Time.

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    1. Only for the ten percent of his pure brilliance.
      I do not need the sixty percent of pontification
      that pours out of his (or his guests') mouth
      nor the thirty percent of jabberwocky.

      I've said this before and I'll say it again:
      I can never respect him until he admits
      that the legalization of marajuana
      —which he is a boastful beneficiary of—
      was also a driving force behind
      the January Six invasion
      of the Capitol Building

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  2. You & Bill should go head to head, toe to toe, or at least share a doob.:)

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    1. I would only do a "doob" with full consent of my Better Half.
      But not with Mr. Bill unless she did the same.

      The very last taste of the jazz cigaret
      I had was in 2009 in the shadows
      of Hollywood and Vine outside
      a jazz club.


      Edtorializing notwithstanding,
      Everything in this comment is 100 % fact

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