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Congresswoman AOC
stood in front of
one thousand keyboards
at which were seated
one thousand monkeys
"We need a thesis statement,"
she told them
and they started typing
Five hundred monkeys
typed nothing
and were replaced by
five hundred more monkeys
This process was repeated
four times
Then she collected
the results
and combined them
onto one statement
"Thank you very much:
we have our thesis,"
she said
One thousand bananas
were given to
one thousand monkeys
The thesis statement
was given to
Mr. Bill,
the Monkey-Meister
He is better known as
Bill Maher
and the thesis would be read
in real time
Ten percent of it
was truly brilliant
and the other ninety percent
...well...
it was written by monkeys
it was written for monkeys
and presented to the public
by their master
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Call me "Silly Sally."
ReplyDeleteI thought you were a devout viewer of Real Time.
Only for the ten percent of his pure brilliance.
DeleteI do not need the sixty percent of pontification
that pours out of his (or his guests') mouth
nor the thirty percent of jabberwocky.
I've said this before and I'll say it again:
I can never respect him until he admits
that the legalization of marajuana
—which he is a boastful beneficiary of—
was also a driving force behind
the January Six invasion
of the Capitol Building
You & Bill should go head to head, toe to toe, or at least share a doob.:)
ReplyDeleteI would only do a "doob" with full consent of my Better Half.
DeleteBut not with Mr. Bill unless she did the same.
The very last taste of the jazz cigaret
I had was in 2009 in the shadows
of Hollywood and Vine outside
a jazz club.
Edtorializing notwithstanding,
Everything in this comment is 100 % fact