It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, September 15, 2022

©In Long Beach© ... The Day After Queen Elizabeth Died

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99.9%
of Long Beach 
residents

Would have the same reaction
to this sign:
They are giving something
away for free:
food, clothing,
or maybe,
adult diapers

99.9%
of Long Beach 
residents
would be wrong
***

On September 9th,
Queen Elizabeth died

The next day
this queue began
before sunrise
 
Very orderly
and very quiet,
it was controlled by
Rand Foster,
the owner of 

Queen Elizabeth was
the guiding light
of the 
British Empire
 
But one of her
subjects
was known as
"The Prince of Darkness"

300 people lined up
outside of 
Fingerprints' door
because
was autographing copies
of his new book
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2022 at 8:24 AM

    I bet the average age of the people on that line
    was thirty-three.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Paul OliverioSeptember 17, 2022 at 8:26 AM

    I wouldn't bet against you but I will tell you this:
    not one of them looked poor or homeless

    ReplyDelete

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